I have it on good authority that these cakes are made with fresh luxuries, which are raised on a farm in Somerset. There are at least 17 luxuries in every slice! You're a lucky man.
Well, they rear them by hand...the luxuries are allowed to roam freely on the farm until they are two years old, when they are humanely killed. The best luxuries are then minced into the black chewy parts of the cake and the discarded carcasses are sent to Scotland, where they are used to feed haggises.
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I have it on good authority that these cakes are made with fresh luxuries, which are raised on a farm in Somerset. There are at least 17 luxuries in every slice! You're a lucky man.
;-) indeed it did taste very luxury! Do you know which luxuries they use? 17 different ones?
Well, they rear them by hand...the luxuries are allowed to roam freely on the farm until they are two years old, when they are humanely killed. The best luxuries are then minced into the black chewy parts of the cake and the discarded carcasses are sent to Scotland, where they are used to feed haggises.
Yeah, make fun of us poor vegetarians! ;-)
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